Russian Spy

Wonderful to see that the attractive Anna Chapman has joined the Putin Young Guards. Her elevation to this august body has been seen as a reward for being discovered as a sleeper spy and being forced to return to Mother Russia. Of course in these days of total transparency in the Russian superstate it would have been expected that her life as a spy in the USA would have been revealed to the world. The modern Russian state has responded in exemplary fashion by making Anna a hero of the Soviet Union Russian Federation for having been so successfully unfrocked and for having appeared in a number of lingerie advertisements. Why though was Anna not photographed completely in the nude? There is a feeling of disappointment in some circles and a worry that Russia has not yet fully joined the rest of the world in the transparency stakes. A source within the FCO was heard to say that Russia's reluctance to have Anna pose completely naked could have a detrimental effect on the START treaty with Bummer Obama and feared such reluctance might be reflected in Putin being coy about revealing his nuke. This seems unlikely as Putin was not at all shy in exposing his torso while riding a horse in deepest Siberia.